Dude, i have been TAGGED! YEEPPIIEEE!!!! Thanks, (this is not sarcasm)

In one try, type your name with your..

Fingers: You can call me Chibi.
Chin: chbhik
One finger with eyes closed: chibi
Cheek: c jibn i
Elbow: chibi
Palm:chivbi
Back of hand: chib i
Nose: dy8g9
Tongue: chibi *slurp drool*

Describe..

Your heritage: If Bunny says Portuguese, then that's what i'll say as well... O_O
The shoes you wore today: Some nasty tennis
Your eyes: Greenish-brown, long eyelashes, melancholic look most of the time, even if i'm happy.
Your weakness: My... weakness?... HA! Not telling. One should never tell their weaknesses...
Your fears: Ending up frustrated for the rest of my life... Losing something (it can be ANYTHING, even people, in many ways)... Fucking up something (once again, it can be anything) with no intention, or more than i intended to... (i don't tell my weaknesses, but i tell my fears, great...))
One thing you’d like to achieve: My goals.


What is..

Your thoughts first waking up: "Aw shit NOOOO..." most of the times. Sometimes it's like "Hmmm perv SNORE..."
The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Height. Hair. I guess.
The first feature you notice in the same sex: Face. Boobs. I guess.
Your best physical feature: Lips. Eyes. Hair. Boobs. These are my fave.
Your bed time: 10h, 11h, 12h, 1h, 2h, it depends...
Your greatest accomplishment: Be born and keep living... And others. I'm a winner, yey...


You prefer..

Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or KFC: McDonalds
Single or group dates: huh? : D
Adidas or Nike: Le Coq Sportif
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, duh.
Cappuccino or coffee: Both.


Do you..

Smoke: No.
Swear: What the fuck, i've never said one lousy fucking swearword in my whole godfuckingdamned shitty piece of life... or... something like that. Better be quiet.
Shower every day: Whenever i feel like.
Think you’ve been in love: Love as in LUUUUV <3 xD ? No. The answer would be the same anyway... xD
Want to go to uni: Bunny says there's a difference between college and university... So, i guess i dont get it... I'm at university, right? UNIVERSIDADE in portuguese... So, i'm already there. Whatever.
Like high school: *sigh* Yeah, i had lotsa fun back then... ;_;
Want to get married: Why?
Type with your fingers on the correct keys: Most of time, uh... i guess...
Get motion sickness: Not really...
Think you’re attractive: NO, I'M A SEX BOMB! XD lolz, kidding. "Attractive", sometimes, in a way...
Think you’re a health freak: *eating donuts and drinking pepsy* what? :3
Get along with your parents: With my mom, sure, but i haven't seen my father in years.
Like thunderstorms: Sometimes, it depends on my mood and on what i'm doing at the moment.
Play an instrument: No, but i'd like to play guitar and bass x3 and piano... I had piano lessons when i was four, but i quit... ;_; stupid kid...


In the past month have you..

Drank alcohol: Yummy, muscat, yeah, sometimes...
Smoked: No.
Done a drug: No, but i had to take intravenous injections a whole week. It was not heroine, though...
Had sex: My mind is so perverted and dark-porned that i dont even need that.
Made out: Lawl no, that's (average) tennagers stuff.
Been on a date: You mean dates with bf/gf, right? That's what you call a date, right? Then no.
Gone shopping: Yeah. Food and that stuff.
Eaten sushi: No.
Been on stage: No.
Been dumped: No.
Gone skating: No.
Baked cookies: No. Do you think i have a boring life? xD
Been in love: No...
Dyed your hair: No-BUT I CUT IT! : D
Stolen anything: Time.


Have you ever..

Flown on a plane: Years ago.
Missed school because it was raining: Yes, eventually.
Told a guy/girl that you liked them: Not that i can remember...
Cried during a movie: Of course.
Thought an animated character was hot: Who, SANO? YEAH OF COURSE DUDE!!! XD KYAAA SANO RAPE MEEEEEE!!! lawl XD
Had an imaginary friend: I guess not...
Been on stage: Yeaaaahhh... o_o
Cut your hair: Of course i did.
Had a crush on a teacher: No. Iew.
Played a game that required removal of clothing: I guess n-- omg, memories... yeah. --U
Been caught ‘doing something’: Doing what?
Been called a tease: A what? *checks dict* "pessoa que gosta de arreliar"... tipo... If it's chata de merda, irritante, infantil, parvinha, pára de gozar: Yes. Else: No.
Got beaten up: Psychologically, yes. Phisically, ... I cannot remmember. Psychological KOs hurt enough.
Been in a fight: In a way.
Shoplifted: lol, by... mistake.


The future..

Age you hope to be married: Oh my, do i even HOPE to be married? xD I know i would divorce sooner or later... xD Now, honestly. I dunno about that.
Numbers and names of children: OMG 1879032465019873465!!! xD Sano Junior #1, Sano Junior #2, Sano Junior #3, etc, all of us living happilly in a mansion! XD
Describe your dream wedding: First, the "hope" thing, now the "dream"... sorry, I guess my imagination is not working so well...
How you want to die: In a heroic, cool, beautiful way, but that would hurt and that doesn't fit me. So it could be painlessly (phisically), yet realizing that i was actually dying... Typical thing for a coward, complacent person.
What you want to be when you grow up: Happ-- OMG I'LL GROW UP?? YEY I'LL GET TALLER YEEPPIEEE!!! xD
What country you would most like to visit: Italy, Japan, Greece, Brazil, Neopia.


Opposite sex..

Best eye colour: That's not important at all...
Short or long hair: Short.
Best height: About 176cm-190cm...
Best weight: 7?kgs. It depends. Should look healthy, not skinny, not a fatso, but something decent.
Best first date location: Toilet w000t!!! No, how can that be good... --U
Best first kiss location: ...


Number of..

Boyfriends/girlfriends you’ve had: So many, i cannot count with my fingers.
Kisses you’ve given: Let me guess: french kisses?... Aha, i knew it. No, nothing... 0
Drugs taken illegally: Who, me? All of them, of course. What's a drug, anyway? : D
People you could trust with your life: Family, and some few friends.
Piercings: 0
Tattoos: 0
Scars on your body: 1 on my left but-- leg. And maybe some others, hidden somewhere on my body, that i eventually got in the past 17 years.
Things in your past you regret: Giving up on certain stuff, quitting certain activities, acting in a certain way, saying certain things, being at certain places, meetting certain people, hurting certain other people, letting certain other people pwn me somehow, etc.

Pick a favourite..

Shampoo: I like Herbal Essences cuz it smells good, but i haven't used it in a (long) while.
Colour: Black-Red-White, Pink, Green. And silver is cool too.
Time of day/night: Noon, afternoon, sometimes night...
Season: Summer.
Lace or satin: Let me guess. You wanna buy lingerie and feel undecided... Lace is typically sexy, satin is ellegant and posh. Choose the one you feel most comfortable with.
Food: Portuguese food, Italian food, Fast food...
Drink: Aw cmon, i'm not thaaat picky! xD Ice Tea is fine.
Movie: *sigh* Which is it, huh... pick one... The Tallented Mr Ripley, Chicago, Harry Potter an The Philosopher's Stone, uhhh... The Secret Window, Million Dollar Baby, aaand, i cannot remmember more...


Right now what are you..

Wearing: Jeans, a belt... OMG I DON'T HAVE THE BELT TODAY! socks, a black top under a red large men sweater stained with paint, panties and a bra.
Drinking: Right... saliva. yummy.
Thinking about: Lots of useless stuff.
Listening to: "You have got a pussy, I have a dikka, ..." Rammstein, their new album, "Liebe ist für alle da", ("Love is... for...(?) something" or whatever that means), released in October with 11 new songs. The most... surprising are "Frühling en Paris" und specially "Roter Sand" cuz they are completely different from what we are used to listen from Rammstein (according to Christoph Schneider, aka "Doom", the drummer, on an interview with Maxmen). "Liebe ist für alle da" is also the track 9. The track 1, "Rammlied", has an impressive and awesome intro in which they scream the name of the band, and it can be awesomely appropriated to be used as an awesome intro for concerts. "Haifisch" ("Shark") is one of my favourites because of the chorus, contrary to "Wiener Blut", which could also be an amazing one if it weren't for the non-sense (?) screaming chorus, in my opinion. This song is also kinda polemical cuz it's based on the Fritzl case. But now i'm listening to "Pussy", another interesting one, kinda commercial with it's mad stupid sexual/sexist nature, a similarity to the old "Te Quiero Puta", yet definitly a hearable one, for it's pwnsome instrumental and vocals (fuck the lyrics). And tha videoclip is pure porn, yet well done, btw. It would be great if i could talk about art nouveau and cubism like this.

In the last 24 hours have you..

Cried: No.
Worn jeans: Yes.
Met someone new online: No.
Done laundry: No, i was too busy helping my uncle paint my brother's room.
Drove a car: No.
Talked on the phone: Yes.


Do you believe in..

Yourself: In a way. I made things that ttly threatened my trust on myself, but i usually try to apologize and make me see how sorry i am for the shit i've done, and sometimes i forgive myself and give me an opportunity, or i can simply feel hurt and punish myself so that i won't fuck up things again. That's how our relationship works.
Your friends: Yes. I hope i'm not being too naive.
Santa Claus: In a way.
Tooth fairy: Yes, it used to be my mom xD
Destiny/fate: In a way. Life/destiny/whatever throws things at you, and you pick them up if you feel like and define your path with those things. The way you'll end up will be thanks to destiny and yourself, like a team work or some kinda shit like that. You know, alcohol and fresh paint sniffing may fuck up your brain, just look at meh...
Angels: In a way.
Ghosts: In a way.
UFO’s: What? Unicorns, Fairies and Ogres?? Bullshit! Dude, that's just Neopets stuff...
God: Yeah, pretty much, i'm catholic (an odd, lazy and sometimes kinda sceptical one though...) and proud of that. I respect other religions and other ways of thinking though, so i'd appreciate if they respected mine as well. So mess up with my God and i'll thrust my Maxmen up your ass.


Friends and life..

Do you ever wish you had another name:
My name is the best.
Do you have a best friend:
I'd rather say close friends or good friends. I don't have a "best" one.
Do you like anyone:
I like lots of people.
Which of your friends acts the most like you:
Maybe Bunny, cuz, theorically,we have the same IQ! : D All my friends and i are different though.
Who have you known the longest of your friends:
Of ALL of them... Now i have to distinguish friends, ex-friends, classmates, random nice ppl, cuz they have been popping in and popping out along with the flow of the time...
Are you closest to any family member:
Mom and bro, i guess.
Who do you hang around with the most:
Lately, Bunny, Nee-chan and Vanessa. Bunny most of the time.
What is the best feeling in the world:
Achieving a goal, be loved, be useful, etc.
What is the worst feeling in the world:
Frustration, disappointment, loneliness, etc.
What time is it now:
21:53


Current..

Mood: My mother just scold me for not cleaning the bathroom, so... i can't remember my mood.
Music playing: I was listening to Rammstein, but now... nothing.
Taste: Hunger.
Hair: Crappy. : D
Annoyance: I have to clean the bathroom.
Smell: Chibi that needs a shower.
Thing you ought to be doing: Cleaning.
Windows open: Yes, cuz it's my operating system! : D Not funny.
Desktop picture: Some old experiment on Photoshop.
Book: Nothing.
Job: Student... but i guess that's not a job.


Do you/have you ever..

Have a dream that keeps coming back: Yeah, a few times, but in different ways. Weird stuff.
Remember your first love: Not love, just a little insignificant childhood crush.
Still love him/her: No, dude.
Read the newspaper: If i feel like.
Believe that it’s possible to remain faithful forever: It is possible if you really want to.
Consider yourself tolerant of others: It depends.
Consider love a mistake: Not at all, but it may cause you some trouble...
Like the taste of alcohol: It depends.
Have a favourite candy: Yes.
Do well in school: In the past.
Wear hats: Chibi-hat... ;_; I miss you... come back... T_T
Have close friends: Yes.
Wish on stars: No, i think i never did that...
Like your handwriting: Sure.
Care about looks: Sometimes.


Love and stuff..

Gay/straight/bi/null: Wow, is null a new option? xD
First crush: 2 kids at elementary school. Kinda...
Been in love: No..... I have the feeling that i already answer this question...
Believe in love at first sight: I think LOVE<3 is not something you get at first sight...

Are you..

A wuss: Hm, in a way.
A druggy: No, but sometimes i look like one.
A daydreamer: Indeed...
A freak: Oh who, MEH?? DUDEWTFNOOOOOOOO! ahaha lawl : D
A dork: I hate to admit that, but...
A bitch: No, actually i don't like bitches at all.
Sarcastic: Sometimes, but i think i suck at sarcasm anyway, so i'm just stupid. : D
Shy: Very shy indeed, even if you think i'm not.
Talkative: Not at all, only if my brain gets randomly fucked up for no reason and i feel like talking with ppl and stuff.
Adventurous: Well, when my brain gets fucked up, you see... :3
A joker: Yeah, and funny, and an idiot, lawl, depends on the mood and stuff...


Last..

Book you read: O_O Seriously, i don't know... that had to be ages ago...
Movie you watched: Maybe Chicago, long ago... I still have SE7EN... :3
Thing you had to drink: Pepsy.
Time you showered:Last thursday. I need one right now...
Person you spoke to on the phone: Mommy


Hm, fun quizz, took me a long time though... cuz i was doing other things :3
Now i guess i should tag someone... Well, if YOU feel like taking this quizz, then you're tagged.
Ok... I should get going... see ya :3